the patron saints of switchblade fights

system • bodily 19 • he/him or ask • neurodivergent (pls ask about our hyperfixations!!!)

  1. hey! we’ve had this blog for several years now im pretty sure, so we figured it was about time we did a proper introduction-

    collectively, we go by either ash or jay, both are fine! we are bodily 17, turning 18 in september of 2022. as of writing this post, we are a system of over 80 alters, and you can call us alters or headmates (just not parts pls). we have ADHD, and we hyperfixate very easily, so a lot of times you’ll see fictives from those hyperfixations.

    some hyperfixations currently:

    • mcr
    • the true lives of the fabulous killjoys
    • moon knight
    • tetris ??????
    • our flag means death

    we’re probably gonna use this blog mainly for mcr stuff, but not entirely djfjfkkdkfk-




    (this post is brought to you by the 2011 gerard way factive)

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  1. captmelbourne:

    mouthpressure:

    if you reblog this i will fucking destroy you

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  1. problemnyatic:

    ginormouscobe:

    Kill me once, shame on you.
    Kill me twice, how did you did that.

    kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks

    @egorsey

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  1. edenfenixblogs:

    zelda-guru-momi:

    wheeloffortune-design:

    bramblepatch:

    dragon-in-a-fez:

    dragon-in-a-fez:

    adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.

    children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.

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    couple things here:

    • multiple things can actually be bad at the same time
    • I’m 32

    couple more things:

    • Little kids really aren’t equipped to work full time without damaging their physical, mental, and emotional development and health, and when you play the “but adults work all day!” card you sound like a nineteenth century textile baron.
    • Highschoolers can easily be “working” 40+ hours a week, between school, homework, and extracurriculars and/or part-time work, and still hear this smug “:/ wait til you get to the real world sweaty” rhetoric all the time.
    • The original claim here wasn’t even “school is too hard,” it was “school is failing to perform its most basic function,” which is different.

    from an adult point of view:

    - When my work day is done, it’s done. I don’t need to spend hours each night to study or do homework. 

    - I don’t have tests and exams.

    - I MAKE MONEY. 

    Sometimes I’ll be at home and start freaking out that I haven’t done any homework yet before I realize “Wait I’m 30.”

    Or I’ll be asleep dreaming that I’m at school but suddenly realize at the end of the semester that I’ve missed all my classes and don’t know what’s going on

    School/homework has to be a stressful thing if it gives people anxiety and nightmares over a decade after graduation.

    On a serious note: I agree with all of this.


    On another note “you sound like a 19th century textile baron” is my new fave insult.

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  1. shu-bullshit:

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    The Holy Man

    Disclaimer: all the clothing choices here are made purely for visual pleasure, I absolutely did not research the rules, regions or eras etc.. Don’t take it seriously…

    I’m also putting single versions in here, take whoever you like ;)

    Also adding in all my FAITH/The Exorcist stuff so far to make this a collection post cause these are all the ideas I have so far. You can feed me more tho.


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  1. mea-trinitas-profana:

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    based on a tweet that drove me insane

    @bonitaskelita saw your comment asking for the og screenshot

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  1. archaicfirehydrants:

    petzah394:

    nuggettiana:

    grimtiger:

    handsomejackofficial:

    handsomejackofficial:

    I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

    this is how they look in all the models

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    this is how they actually look

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    like they really fucking look like that. in real life

    viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE

    I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE SHITTY AND ARBITRARY DEFINITION OF LIFE THAT MAKES VIRUSES NOT ALIVE. FUCK YOU THEY ARE ALIVE

    Things are heating up in the virus fandom

    thats called a fever

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  1. hello mr switchblade saints how are the chemicals romancing

    they sure are romancing

    -steven

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  1. andytheaspec:

    brieflie:

    finleyforevermore:

    tmnt-narratives:

    nnnyxie:

    natdu:

    httpshujii:

    haithamvoid-deactivated20240128:

    papillomiya:

    mondaymelon:

    ilyuu:

    hollythius:

    meowtavish:

    http-paprika:

    anna-banana27-deactivated202312:

    homicidal-slvt:

    saturncodedstarlette:

    evilvvithin:

    NO CHEATING: You’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?

    tagged by @fornhaus 🤍

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    tagging: @xellnikov @life-or-something-like-lt @brandnewhuman and anyone else wanting to do this

    ˖⁺‧₊˚🎧✮💿✮📷✮˚₊‧⁺˖

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    ཐི ♱ ཋྀ Tagging : @ghosts-eternal-soulmate @justmare @el-sol-sale-de-nuevo @themissaky @ana-paulinathe-arts @homicidal-slvt @tauruscookie & anyone wants to join!!

    SCREAMINGGGG lmao

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    No pressure tags: @sofasoap @anna-banana27 @a-small-writer-in-a-big-world @mysticalgalaxysalad @ghostslillady @ghosts-goldendoodle @scar-crossedlvrs

    I want to cry…

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    No pressure tags: @caramlizedtomatoes, @http-paprika, @icarustypicalfall, and anyone else who wants to join.

    excuse me while i go sit in a corner and CRY

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    np tags: @iamcautiouslyoptimistic @thesnowurzikdjinn @meowtavish @pampanope

    MEOWWWWWW…

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    np tagsss; @fearnotthedemons , @hollythius , @deadbranch :3

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    crazy….

    tags: @rieuvie @ilyuu @jazminetoad !

    HOLLY!! THANKS FOR THE TAG mwahmwah,,, <3

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    tagging : @anonbinaryweirdo, @papiliotao, @mondaymelon, @floraldresvi, @nordicbananas, @circyexistforcontent, @umgatochamadopercyval + and anyone else who likes to join!! :D

    thank you for the tag yui!!! kisses you mwah mwah <3

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    OMG. PLEASE. ID GIVE ANYTHING. JUST ONE CHANCE KAZUTORA. THAT SONG TOO. GOOD LORD. EEDjFKLJFKDEEHEHEHEHHEHEHdJLDFJDlFJLDJAAA. AAA A. A A A. AA A. A A A A A A !!!!!!!!!!1 theres just one problem and its that id probably implode if i made eye contact with this man eek

    ahem no pressure tags toooo: @falors, @whats-it-mean, @mrcrazyvillainvillainn, @the-white-void, @realkavehgf, @mhiieee, @kaeffeinee, @bluespring-love, @auroratumbles, @lilycecili, @astrizeta (hows the hopsital pookie you better be okay) @emphasisondrvgs, @lume-nosity + anyone else whod like to join!!

    HEHEEU HI TYSM FOR THE TAG BELOVED MWAH

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    FURIRI 😍😍😍

    no pressure taggies: @idyllic-affections, @umgatochamadopercyval, @starryshinyskies, @bluespring-love

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    is this good or bad … idk-

    tagging: @kaiserkisser @marycorn @httpshujii @gennysuga

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    so perfect. THEYRE LITERALLY MY PARENTS I CANT

    @natdu @b0nten @chigirizzz @kitorin @rinsque @moonswolfie @jogeto @shujivenus + whoever wants to joinnnn

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    This is… Extremely random

    What type of movie is this? 😭

    Tags: @ermespop, @mood-romantica, @tsukiran + whoever wants to

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    oh lord :,)

    (ty for the tag btw!!!)

    @ziipzeepzop-eez @cloudsvna @jellyfishandry @hystericalseavision @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechairr @verslxt + whoever else wants to join !!

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    I say a little prayer me & mikey’s marriage will go swell on the 20th 🙏🙏🙏😌😌😌😌😌

    BUT OAJAJSKAKAKAKSKKSKSKSK DIDNT YOU EXPECT THIS OF ME??

    Movie’s name is totally Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem : Secretive Seas

    What it’s about : Introducing Frankie (me 😌😌😌) in the movie and learning more about her, slowly digging into her past having to do with the upcoming villain.. SHREDDER 💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️ And a lot of conflict and normal stuff about highschool :)))

    Tags : @finleyforevermore @oleander-nin @lykaios2 @fluffyr0cky @ziipzeepzop- @aggressiveanon @kittykittyanon & more bc im tireddddd :,) ALSO NO PRESSURE!!

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    Finley & Quasimodo in We Don’t Live To Work, We Work to Live? That’s a long movie title-

    Thank you for the tag, Frankie! 💚💚💙💙

    Tagging (but no pressure!): @kittykittyanon, @aromantic-crow, @ghostytoad, @rollerblazedisco, @cal-the-duende, @trippygalaxy, @meowydoe, @deadboywalking227, @officially-a-simp13, @solispin, @corey-ross, @forest-city, @l1minality, @echosghoast, @spaceagebachelormann @echothelesbo @spyret-the-shitposter (can we be friends again even if your lineage is French; I’m so sorry /silly /j), @milolovesbmc, @skylerfurmaniac, @moonystar2, @moonys-chaos,@crazed-rambler, @everydaygremlin, @tallyhoot, @artsy-punk-gremlin, @beccabluelemonade, @nocarations, @anatmosphericman8, @z0mbi3dgutzz, @goodwitchycaro, @uniquevoidflowers, @toooliix, and anyone else interested!

    Guess I’m in a movie called November starring…. myself?

    No pressure tags: @thenerdrant @andytheaspec @transprince @procyon-icarus @cesalt @bookwormgal @blue-spruce-bruce @soap-allergy @fantasy-costco

    Rebel Girl starring the Phantom Troupe


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    [credit goes to @soybatsumae]

    @6b21 @thelastfunctioningbraincell @pussy-prep @psychotic-gerard @austinwehaveaproblem @theswitchbladesaints @kiss-my-battery-505

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    i am so sorry (image credit goes to our friend sam)

    @egorsey @muntdane @wrathful-banette

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  1. bro my art history professor just mentioned ea nasir 😭 i love her so much

    -blaire

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